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Duct Tape is the Answer to Everything

Post by Bandit16 on Sun Oct 09, 2011 7:51 pm


As simple as it gets:
Person 1 states a problem.
Person 2 solves it by using duct-tape in any way possible.

Person 1:
My teacher is annoying.

Person 2:
Duct-tape her to the wall and walk away.

Nasa stopped making rockets.

Person 3:
Duct-tape some metal plates together and be off!
etc.

(copied directly from plutian on TCS)

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Re: Duct Tape is the Answer to Everything

Post by Leggokatz on Sun Oct 09, 2011 7:54 pm

Duct tape the mouse to the keyboard so you can't use either!

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Re: Duct Tape is the Answer to Everything

Post by Bandit16 on Sun Oct 09, 2011 7:56 pm


Cover your cat in duct tape! Pull it off, and your cat is shaved!!

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Re: Duct Tape is the Answer to Everything

Post by Guest on Sun Oct 09, 2011 7:59 pm

take your socks off and wrap duct tape over your feet.


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Post by Bandit16 on Sun Oct 09, 2011 8:01 pm


Put duct tape in the hard drive. Now your cracked screen is the least of your problems.

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Post by Guest on Sun Oct 09, 2011 8:03 pm

put duct tape on your nails, and try to rip them off, then put the duct tape on as nails and polish.


i have a bald spot.
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Post by LoganWorm on Mon Oct 10, 2011 5:37 pm

Make a wig out of the duct tape, and put it on your head. Never rip it off.


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Post by Bandit16 on Mon Oct 10, 2011 8:01 pm


Stick duct tape in your ears-- if you can't hear it, it isn't real!

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Post by LoganWorm on Mon Oct 10, 2011 8:05 pm

Cover your mouth with duct tape so you don't complain about it.

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Post by Guest on Tue Oct 11, 2011 10:55 pm

tape the car to the tree.



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Post by Bebsie La Cookie Queen on Wed Oct 12, 2011 11:19 am

Cover it with duct tape and when you run out, eat the rest of the pink grass.

I have a cookie obsession.
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Post by LoganWorm on Wed Oct 12, 2011 4:39 pm

Bake a batch of cookies with melted duct tape, throw them out the window into the garden, and feel good that those cookies died.


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Post by Guest on Sat Oct 15, 2011 9:08 pm

cover it with duct tape.



i am at a boring carnival.
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Post by LoganWorm on Sat Oct 15, 2011 9:14 pm

Throw tape at the performers and run away.

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Post by Bebsie La Cookie Queen on Sun Oct 16, 2011 9:07 am

Build a rocket with duct tape and cardboard and ditch your car.

I have a headache XD
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Post by LoganWorm on Sun Oct 16, 2011 2:33 pm

Make a swan out of duct tape, and stick it on your head. Balance it out while making and drinking lemonade.

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Post by Bebsie La Cookie Queen on Tue Oct 18, 2011 11:15 am

Threaten your doctor with duct tape so he'll give you medicine.

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Post by Haylo on Thu Oct 20, 2011 4:16 pm

Duct tape yourself to the chair so you will never fall off the chair or get off.

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Post by Bebsie La Cookie Queen on Fri Oct 21, 2011 6:00 pm

Duct tape yourself to the wall. It won't help, but it would be fun ^_^

I'm cold... and hungry.
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Post by Haylo on Fri Oct 21, 2011 9:13 pm

Use duct tape to make a blanket and then when you are warm eat the blanket. Laughing

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Post by Bebsie La Cookie Queen on Tue Oct 25, 2011 5:01 am

Kidnap some people, then torture them with duct tape until they're your friends, then when you're bored with them, eat them! Very Happy

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Post by Haylo on Tue Oct 25, 2011 5:11 pm

Make your own sims out of duct tape... no lag there.

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Post by Bebsie La Cookie Queen on Tue Oct 25, 2011 6:23 pm

Tape Bugs Bunny to a tree and force feed him every carrot ever, so it won't be a problem.

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Post by Haylo on Wed Oct 26, 2011 2:34 am

make a wig out of duct tape... lol

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Post by Bebsie La Cookie Queen on Wed Oct 26, 2011 5:37 am

For payback kill thomas the tank engine with duct tape.

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