Duct Tape is the Answer to Everything
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Duct Tape is the Answer to Everything
As simple as it gets:
Person 1 states a problem.
Person 2 solves it by using duct-tape in any way possible.
Person 1:
My teacher is annoying.
Person 2:
Duct-tape her to the wall and walk away.
Nasa stopped making rockets.
Person 3:
Duct-tape some metal plates together and be off!
etc.
(copied directly from plutian on TCS)
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The internet is distracting me from my work.
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Re: Duct Tape is the Answer to Everything
Duct tape the mouse to the keyboard so you can't use either!
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My cat is shedding like crazy...
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Re: Duct Tape is the Answer to Everything
Cover your cat in duct tape! Pull it off, and your cat is shaved!!
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Re: Duct Tape is the Answer to Everything
take your socks off and wrap duct tape over your feet.
my computer screen is cracked.
my computer screen is cracked.
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Re: Duct Tape is the Answer to Everything
Put duct tape in the hard drive. Now your cracked screen is the least of your problems.
My fingernail polish has started to chip.
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Re: Duct Tape is the Answer to Everything
put duct tape on your nails, and try to rip them off, then put the duct tape on as nails and polish.
i have a bald spot.
i have a bald spot.
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Re: Duct Tape is the Answer to Everything
Make a wig out of the duct tape, and put it on your head. Never rip it off.
A car blew up outside.
A car blew up outside.
Re: Duct Tape is the Answer to Everything
Stick duct tape in your ears-- if you can't hear it, it isn't real!
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Re: Duct Tape is the Answer to Everything
Cover your mouth with duct tape so you don't complain about it.
A car crashed into a tree.
A car crashed into a tree.
Re: Duct Tape is the Answer to Everything
Cover it with duct tape and when you run out, eat the rest of the pink grass.
I have a cookie obsession.
I have a cookie obsession.
Re: Duct Tape is the Answer to Everything
Bake a batch of cookies with melted duct tape, throw them out the window into the garden, and feel good that those cookies died.
There is a hole in my face.
There is a hole in my face.
Re: Duct Tape is the Answer to Everything
cover it with duct tape.
i am at a boring carnival.
i am at a boring carnival.
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Re: Duct Tape is the Answer to Everything
Throw tape at the performers and run away.
I am driving, and one of my wheels blew out.
I am driving, and one of my wheels blew out.
Re: Duct Tape is the Answer to Everything
Build a rocket with duct tape and cardboard and ditch your car.
I have a headache XD
I have a headache XD
Re: Duct Tape is the Answer to Everything
Make a swan out of duct tape, and stick it on your head. Balance it out while making and drinking lemonade.
I have the flu.
I have the flu.
Re: Duct Tape is the Answer to Everything
Threaten your doctor with duct tape so he'll give you medicine.
I fell off the chair.
I fell off the chair.
Re: Duct Tape is the Answer to Everything
Duct tape yourself to the chair so you will never fall off the chair or get off.
I can't find my keys.
I can't find my keys.
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Re: Duct Tape is the Answer to Everything
Duct tape yourself to the wall. It won't help, but it would be fun ^_^
I'm cold... and hungry.
I'm cold... and hungry.
Re: Duct Tape is the Answer to Everything
Use duct tape to make a blanket and then when you are warm eat the blanket.
I have no friends.
I have no friends.
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Re: Duct Tape is the Answer to Everything
Kidnap some people, then torture them with duct tape until they're your friends, then when you're bored with them, eat them!
My sims game has too much lag
My sims game has too much lag
Re: Duct Tape is the Answer to Everything
Make your own sims out of duct tape... no lag there.
I am allergic to carrots.
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Re: Duct Tape is the Answer to Everything
Tape Bugs Bunny to a tree and force feed him every carrot ever, so it won't be a problem.
I have awful hair.
I have awful hair.
Re: Duct Tape is the Answer to Everything
make a wig out of duct tape... lol
My friend got hit by a train.
My friend got hit by a train.
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Re: Duct Tape is the Answer to Everything
For payback kill thomas the tank engine with duct tape.
Why are there no fat stickmen?
Why are there no fat stickmen?
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