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Duct Tape is the Answer to Everything

Post by Bandit16 on Sun Oct 09, 2011 7:51 pm

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As simple as it gets:
Person 1 states a problem.
Person 2 solves it by using duct-tape in any way possible.

Person 1:
My teacher is annoying.

Person 2:
Duct-tape her to the wall and walk away.

Nasa stopped making rockets.

Person 3:
Duct-tape some metal plates together and be off!
etc.

(copied directly from plutian on TCS)

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Re: Duct Tape is the Answer to Everything

Post by Bebsie La Cookie Queen on Wed Nov 02, 2011 5:05 pm

WELL... is she my simself by any chance? Laughing

Get some string, tie duct tape on the end and hang it over the treadmill. The duct tape is so awesome she'll run after it XD


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Re: Duct Tape is the Answer to Everything

Post by Haylo on Wed Nov 02, 2011 5:13 pm

People are normally alergic to the fur of cats so use duct tape to make the cat have no hair and then make the cat hair from duct tape.

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Re: Duct Tape is the Answer to Everything

Post by Bebsie La Cookie Queen on Wed Nov 02, 2011 6:20 pm

Make another out of duct tape.

I have a cold.... and you last problem reminds me of a time I forgot to return a DVD to the library for a year or so and I got banned from there for a bout 3 years.

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Re: Duct Tape is the Answer to Everything

Post by Haylo on Thu Nov 03, 2011 12:56 am

Melt duct tape into medicine to help with the cold. *facepalms*

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Re: Duct Tape is the Answer to Everything

Post by Bebsie La Cookie Queen on Tue Feb 14, 2012 1:21 pm

You don't give it to library and keep it in a under ground vault. Secured with duct tape, of course.

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Re: Duct Tape is the Answer to Everything

Post by Haylo on Tue Feb 14, 2012 5:04 pm

Duct tape it into a new shape.

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Re: Duct Tape is the Answer to Everything

Post by ashleyadorable on Tue Feb 14, 2012 6:39 pm

Use duct tape to cover up your name on your birth certificate and write what you want your name to be on top of that, then duct tape everyone's mouth closed if they call you by the wrong name!
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Re: Duct Tape is the Answer to Everything

Post by Bebsie La Cookie Queen on Tue Feb 14, 2012 9:06 pm

Panic, die, then have a coffin sealed with duct tape.

I have too much duct tape.
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Re: Duct Tape is the Answer to Everything

Post by LoganWorm on Tue Feb 14, 2012 11:10 pm

The duct tape will disappear, because you'll make balls of duct tape and cover the rolls of tape up!

Viola! You now have toys.

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Re: Duct Tape is the Answer to Everything

Post by Haylo on Wed Feb 15, 2012 12:51 am

Duct tape all the hair and dirt of it by putting duct tape on the pizza and peeling it off.

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Re: Duct Tape is the Answer to Everything

Post by Bebsie La Cookie Queen on Wed Feb 15, 2012 5:41 am

Welll uhm, any survivors' injuries should be treated with duct tape. The plane fixed with duct tape. The dead buried in duct tape.


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Re: Duct Tape is the Answer to Everything

Post by LoganWorm on Wed Feb 15, 2012 4:48 pm

Throw duct tape at your computer, then tape your computer up with duct tape once it's broken. Proceed to see if it helped.

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Re: Duct Tape is the Answer to Everything

Post by Bebsie La Cookie Queen on Wed Feb 15, 2012 4:55 pm

Write it about duct tape.

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Re: Duct Tape is the Answer to Everything

Post by ashleyadorable on Thu Feb 16, 2012 1:41 pm

Then duct tape your ears and eyes closed so you don't have to deal with them!
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Re: Duct Tape is the Answer to Everything

Post by Bebsie La Cookie Queen on Thu Feb 16, 2012 1:43 pm

You seek revenge on the winner. You go murder him with duct tape, then blame it on the duct tape guy.


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Re: Duct Tape is the Answer to Everything

Post by Haylo on Sun Apr 15, 2012 10:26 pm

Make your own movie out only using duct tape and it'll be one million times better than that movie.

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Re: Duct Tape is the Answer to Everything

Post by Bebsie La Cookie Queen on Mon Apr 16, 2012 3:15 pm

Why not go? Go to the swimming baths in the duct-tape-mobile!

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Re: Duct Tape is the Answer to Everything

Post by Haylo on Mon Apr 16, 2012 9:24 pm

Make a new one out of duct tape DUH! If anyone disagrees with it duct tape them to a wall.

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Re: Duct Tape is the Answer to Everything

Post by Bebsie La Cookie Queen on Wed Apr 18, 2012 11:06 am

Make a pancake robot out of duct tape. He'll make you pancakes...

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Re: Duct Tape is the Answer to Everything

Post by Haylo on Thu Apr 19, 2012 2:10 am

Pick it up with duct tape and wring it back into your cup or glass.

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Post by Bebsie La Cookie Queen on Thu Apr 19, 2012 11:06 am

Throw duct tape at him until he gets you one!

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Re: Duct Tape is the Answer to Everything

Post by Haylo on Thu Apr 19, 2012 6:32 pm

Make duct tape webs and swing in the air like spiderman. XD

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Re: Duct Tape is the Answer to Everything

Post by Bebsie La Cookie Queen on Fri Apr 20, 2012 3:54 pm

Make a gun out of duct tape.

Now shoot yourself.

It's the only way to deal with these things...

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