Corrupt a Wish

Okay! Poster one makes a wish, and the next one to post corrupts it, Monkey's Paw style!

An example first:

One: I wish my hair were longer.
Two: It grows so long you can't walk without falling.

So to start....

I wish I didn't have so much work to do!

If you didn't you'd sit around bored, before dying of boredom and falling into a hole where you'd turn to dust.

I wish I had a rocket ship.

The rocket ship was left only partially completed after the American government cut NASA funding.

I wish my jeans fit.

If they did, you wouldn't be able to eat cookies.
Think of the torture...

I want a unicorn

When you get a unicorn you won't want it any more so you will ignore it and it will kill you.

I wish I didn't have to go to school.

If you didn't you'd have no job - no money - NO SIMS!


I wish I could eat people without getting weird looks.

I wish I could to it without being put down.
If you eat all the people you won't have anyone to repopulate the Earth with so the planet will die.

If you didn't get put down, you'd continue eating and you would be a fat husky!


I wish I had a pony.

Same as the unicorn question. When you get a pony you won't want it any more so you will ignore it and it will kill you.

I wish I didn't like trains.

If you didn't like them, you'd be a weird person.

I wish my butt didn't hurt

If it didn't hurt than you wouldn't know what it would be like to have a sore butt.

I wish that school was fun.

If it was fun, the whole world would be upside down and we'd have nothing to b**ch about when we were annoyed.


I'm very thirsty. I wish I had an apple.

If you had an apple it wouldn't help much about being thirsty and instead of drinking something you would die of thirst.

I wish my throat wasn't sore.

Forgot about this thread.... x)

If it wasn't sore, it wouldn't put your mind off of how sore you head is, as I've just wacked you over the head with a rock.

I wish we could all just get along like we used to in middle school. I wish I could bake a cake, filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy!

Spoiler:

If that happened-it would be more fighting and bullying...middle school wasn't all rainbows.
If you baked a cake....well, you're a terrible cook, what else is there to be said?
I wish I had my tap shoes on xD

If you had TAP shoes on, you'd fall down the plug hole.

I wish I could have a banana for tea.

You might be allergic and don't know it. YOU COULD DIE!

I wish I had more wishes.

If you had more wishes, you'd regret wishing for more wishes because there would be nothing to wish for o.o
I wish I had a dog.

The dog would probably be a banana in disguise, and disappoint you, but make me happy. So yah, I ain't gonna corrupt that, I take back what I said.

I like bananas. I wish to meet the banana king!

The banana king turns out to be a homeless man that is trying to sell old televisions in the alley.

I wish I could win the lottery.

IF you won the lottery you wouldn't have the satisfaction of earning the money.

I wish I could play Tabletennis.

Well Worm's ruined bananas for me...


You'd probably get an injury, by the monster who lives under the table tennis table. He eats dogs.

And seeing are you are a dog, how would that be possible? You'd probably give your opponent a heart attack, and you'll never be able to play.


I wish I had crumpets for breakfast...

You travel to a country in the middle of Asia, and crumpets turn out to be a term that means: "Give me you chicken b****!" and you're banned from the country.

I wish I could eat water as a solid without it melting.

Water as a solid would be ice... so therefore unless it melts it wouldn't be water making you wish invalid.

I wish I was a husky.

You wouldn't be able to talk to me then?!

I wish my phone would never run out of charge.